Nine of our favourite military jokes… that we can tell in public

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See some of the best military jokes in a post from Forces Network that has been viewed thousands of times.

1. During training exercises, the Lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced Colonel at the wheel. “Your car stuck, sir?” asked the Lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys. “Yours is.”

2. Two crows were flying along slowly minding their own business enjoying the scenery, when all of a sudden out of the blue an F/A-18E/F Super Hornet goes screaming past, barely missing the now somersaulting, and wildly flapping crows. “Oh my God!” exclaims one crow in surprise. “He was sure moving!” The other crow replies: “I reckon you would be too if you had two backsides and both of them were alight!”